LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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