You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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