Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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