Me too!
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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