He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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