dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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