i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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