I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
I enjoy the company of your penis
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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