Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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