goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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