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Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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