Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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