either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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