You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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