I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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