Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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