pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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