Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we're chasing vodka with high fives
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
Randomize
