Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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