talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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