Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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