at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
