check it out our google latitudes are spooning
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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