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I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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