Me too!
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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