At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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