i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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