she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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