Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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