yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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