Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
We are two peas in an std pod
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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