What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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