I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
this just has baby written all over it
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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