Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
the gays at disneyland are vicious
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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