sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I look better un-naked...
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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