Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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