i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
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