i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
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