evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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