is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
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