Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
bring money and cleavage
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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