Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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