do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
My vagina is very pro this idea
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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