you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
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