the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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