He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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