So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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