I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
