Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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