Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
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