Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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